What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 02:10
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO